1. ilovesmoothjazz1998:

    Name: Bitch
    Gender: Bitch
    Race: Bitch
    Age: Bitch
    Height: Bitch
    Weight: Bitch
    Reason for applying: I’m a bitch

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  3. "Go for someone who is proud to have you."
    — Frank Ocean (via gracieteefey)

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  4. signs secret abilities

    • aries: can write hella cute poems
    • taurus: amazing at putting together ikea furniture 
    • gemini: best mac and cheese maker around
    • cancer: can decorate cakes really good
    • leo: photoshop expert
    • virgo: can memorize song lyrics in a flash
    • libra: great at finding four leaf clovers
    • scorpio: super good with makeup
    • sagittarius: can take really pretty photos
    • capricorn: expert tree climber
    • aquarius: awesome at giving speeches
    • pisces:  can beat any and every video game

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  5. chickenclubsandwich:

    truly a role model 

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  8. theladylillibet:

    catsidae:

    Some things that should be acceptable by now:

    • Girls having sleepovers with boys.
    • Female nipples showing.
    • Marriage equality and equality in general.
    • Doing what you want with your body.
    • Wearing what you want,
    • Kinder eggs in America.

    For a second I thought you meant eggs should be nicer to people

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  11. sensitizes:

    we all have that friend who has to ask her mother to breathe

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  12. windspray:

    if you’re reading this that means you’re following me congratulations on doing one right thing in your life

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  13. snorlaxatives:

    i have no feelings or emotions just sarcasm running through my veins

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  14. rnedia:

    trying to argue with someone over text is like being italian and having to talk with handcuffs on

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  15. bobbyhorin:

    *sees ur dick outline in ur jeans* free him 

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