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  2. watdawut:

    Me saving my grades at the end of a term

    (via shannimalcrackers)

     
  3. (Source: wonkypenis, via im5morons)

     

  4. Deleted part in As Long As You Love Me

    (Source: dopesttkidrauhl, via suckerforsloves)

     

  5. *gets a compliment*

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    (Source: cxrtez, via totally-relatable)

     
  6. teamdickrats:

    stars-will-lead-the-way:

    incision:

    elizabethii:

    The Queen breaking into laughter as She passes Her husband, the Duke of Edinburgh, standing outside the Buckingham Palace, 2005

    she’s so cute

    anytime the queen goes past any of her family she just pisses herself laughing, i love it

    HEHEHEHE PHILLIP I’M A STAMP AND YOU’RE NOT

    (via im5morons)

     
  7. lessmetamorebeta:

    GOLLY FUCKING GOSH WHAT A NICE DAY FOR SURFING!

    (via im5morons)

     

  8. tutimon886:

    mbrainspaz:

    So my university had a ‘stress-free resort’ station set up today to help students combat the stress of finals week.
    There was a coloring table
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    complete with Lion King coloring books
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    There was a lego table
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    and PUPPIES
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    also, free massages. 

    This is the most wonderful thing that ever happened in four years of college. 

    Our school should do this

    (via im5morons)

     
  9. (Source: extinto, via breakinq)

     

  10. ostracizedpoodle:

    Im not allowed outside after dark because i outshine all the stars and the moon so baby sea turtles always end up flocking to me

    (via im5morons)

     

  11. youcantcancelquidditch:

    apparently you can’t be employed by the CIA if you’ve ever illegally downloaded music

    breaking news: in 20 years, the CIA will operate out of the president’s basement, staffed by four old men and six guinea pigs

    (via im5morons)

     
  12. (Source: zarryforlife, via gracieteefey)

     
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  14. fvming:

    People who can keep their cool when being told off or made fun of are not to be messed with

    (Source: fvming, via gracieteefey)

     

  15. pussylipgloss:

    sweatpants dick is a wholesome source of energy looking at sweatpants dick can give you the protein you need for the whole day 

    (via gracieteefey)